Eclectic, parochial Perth

I flew into Perth for work on Sunday and got hit with the expected “our weather is fantastic, our air is so clean, our football team is awesome” that I expected from the taxi driver. And he was right. But it seemed so “small town”. I check into Rydges (awful name BTW) and watch my beloved Tigers get trounced by the Saints. It seems to be a premonition of what is to come. I get to the office, and narrowly avoid having the alarm go off on me by typing in the security PIN in near darkness in 29 seconds. I find the computer room, which is more like an overheated large cupboard, and discover to my horror that the server has no graphics card. Egad. After many calls to Houston, K.L, Melbourne, I arrange to have some spare cards air-freighted the following day. I decide it’s time for a soothing beverage and discover a Belgian Beer Cafe right near the hotel – now that could be dangerous. Those Trapiste beers are just fabulous – I only had one though – a Leffe Braun. Why I’ve never been to one in Melb. – I don’t know. I get to bed at 1am after 6 hours at work and wake to walk the streets on Anzac day. Plenty of medals on people’s breasts and a whole stack of sailors wandering the streets in search of places that serve a half decent latte. I find a popular spot and pretentiously (if secretly) read Faulkener’s Sanctuary, which I thought long and hard about tossing in the bin at one stage. Large sections made no sense, which I justified by telling myself that is WAS written in 1931. Boy how language has changed. This is all being done to a background of some laid-back jazz music of the kind that seems to be in every cafe nowdays. Inoffensive and mildly upbeat, but so uninspiring (for a guy who likes a bit of passion in his tunes like me). I look around me and there are half a dozen singles also reading books and wish I had the balls to make a bit of eye contact and have a silly chat about being stuck in a foreign city and wishing our partners were there. Meanwhile, a couple of cafes later – the food is pretty average and the prices high. And work is paying – I’d be a lot less happy if it was coming out of my wallet. I mean, that Tagliatelle (sp?) with calamari was just downright crap. I could make a better one. Now I know I’m tired. Anyhow – it’s quite a nice place and I found a great bookshop this afternoon, where I picked up a strange book about some sailors from Nicaragua being stuck on a boat in the U.S, but not allowed to come ashore – sounds a lot like that recent Tom Hanks movie “The Terminal”. Gosh – did I just make my very first weblog TV/movie reference – I promised I would never do that.

Come back nervous tension, I miss you..

Worried about letting another Comedy Festival pass me by, I hurriedly shelled out for tickets to see Rich Hall last week. The timing was great – we squeezed in an hour or so at a wonderful Lebanese restaurant (first in Australia est. 1959) in Russell Street, where an ultra laid-back waiter served some of the best hummus (and mezze platter) I’ve had in ages. You always know it’s going to be good when there’s a pool of olive oil laying in the dip. Just like the arabs make it. Anyhow – we sloshed down a bottle of Windy Peak Pinot and trooped off to see the show. It was quite good, and I had a sore head from laughing so much, but I realised pretty early on that the booze had taken a bit of drama out of the occasion. I was probably a touch slower to get the jokes and it made me feel tired and disconnected. I notice it at the football also – it only takes a beer or two and it’s harder to remember the important plays; that delicious nervous tension has been dulled away. I suppose that’s why alcoholics drink. But, there are times when you might want that because people are more relaxed and uninhibited. So, no more booze before shows or movies. I’ll save it for nights like last friday at Yelza in Fitzroy, when someone in our group had a bit of minor skirmish with the waitress over the seating. I had already had a quite a few drinks at the time and didn’t mind her being incredibly rude to our group afterwards. What a great night. Sorry, no photos this post.

A little piece of ethnic Brunswick

Today we went out for breakfast on Sydney Road and came home with a blackwood and (overstuffed) vinyl couch with accompanying chairs. They cost less than half what a leather couch would have cost, and they’re straight out of the 1930’s (with a delightful 1970’s fake leather upholstery job). Kim didn’t care about the chairs, but I LOVE them, as I’ve been looking for something to put on our front porch that would take the occasional shower and not be immediately flogged. The chair arms have nice flat tops that would fit a cup of coffee (sans coaster) on a cool morning, and you could go for a run and afterwards sit on the seat knowing that it’s easy to wipe down afterwards. The whole set is nicely battered and has stacks of character – I imagine that for 30 years, Guiseppe and Gina spent many a night on their back porch in Brunswick – drinking home made red wine and overfeeding grandchildren from them. We gave them a dose of steel wool and oil, and don’t intend changing them one bit – even though friends might raise an eyelid or two. Just need a few cushions and Kim finally has her daytime reading lounge. And I have my street watching, beer drinking, dog nursing throne..a la Frasier’s dad. couch.jpg

A poor man’s Olympics

Despite being a keen follower of Athletics, I just couldn’t work up the energy for the Sydney 2000 Olympics. It’s not my home town and I feared astronomical ticket prices, plus, where would we stay? So, when Melbourne got the nod for the 2006 Commonwealth Games, I imagined Kim and I catching the tram down to the MCG, sitting in good affordable, close-up seats and watching a hard-fought 10k race being won by Craig Mottram in beautiful autumn evening weather. So, tonight I entered the ballot for tickets. Apparently I’ll know in May whether I’ve been successful, and hopefully on the 18th and 25th of March 2006, we’ll be seeing nights of great track sprint cycling and some some athletic relays. If not, I suppose it’ll have to be Delhi, India for 2010.

Easter at Bagshot

We figured out a couple of years ago that Easters are always glorious in Bagshot. We haven’t had a bad one yet, so it seems logical to add an extra 3 days of holidays to Easter and make it into a week in the bush. Per usual, my list of items to be achieved was long and impossible. Replant the garden, do some serious birdwatching, pump water, clear weeds, fix xyz problems with the house and read some books and do a jigsaw puzzle. As Michael Dart might say, I’m happy to say that I did a fair whack of those this time around. Early on, after my a fast 6k run down lonely dirt roads, I developed shin pain that effectively derailed months of careful training. I can’t remember being so angry and frustrated, especially when Kim casually went for a few jogs A COUPLE OF DAYS IN A ROW. Arghh.

This time around, the major job was the bedroom ceiling – a large chunk of plaster was hopelessly bowed and rotted from the leaking hot water service which I fixed last month. The amount of rat shit and mushy insulation bats I ripped out of that ceiling nearly made me sick – and it all came down over my head as I sawed piece after piece out over an afternoon. Pretty soon I realised I had the wrong screws to hold the replacement piece up, so I rally-drove the Subaru at high speeds to Huntly Plaster Supplies 5 minutes before they closed and asked for a bag – to which they replied I could buy a box of 1000. I needed 8. They gave me a dozen for naught (some poor other bugger is only going to get 988 in their box) and I’m giving them high praise right now. Go buy some cornice there! They’re top blokes! When we left this afternoon, the ceiling just needed a couple of coats of paint, and hopefully no-one will see the joins too obviously. Even dad said that ceilings are the hardest.

What else? Well, I started a new jigsaw, we went to the Bendigo Easter festival and saw the parade. We went to the Art Gallery, and ate at Typhoon one night. We had a fantastic antipasto platter for lunch at the Balgownie Estate winery (out near Marong). The dogs were good and did not seek out the supposed sheep and llama’s in the adjoining paddock. We drank a bottle of wine every night and slept in every day. Sauvignon Blanc from Marylborough (NZ) is a yummy passionfruit treat in such summery weather. The garden got horse manured, newspapered and mulched with lucerne bales. The stuck door got planed, I got precious little of my book read due to aforesaid wine issues. The fire got a brief workout one cool morning, which led to an all day fire and a 30 degree evening which we both agreed was “a bit much”. I found a small quandong seedling in amongst the trees. We found mice in the compost bin. And did I say the weather was awesome?

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Sunny sandy days

This afternoon we got back from Inverloch, a place Kim had spent several summers in, romancing the local boys when in her early teens. Apparently the place hasn’t changed a great deal since then. We don’t see a lot of our friends nowdays because they all seem to have substantial kid commitments, and because we’re lazy. So the Inverloch (long) weekend was her plan to get some pals along to share a few days together. Each couple had their own cabin, and there was supposedly no pressure to spend all our time together. It worked out that we spent most of our time together anyway, so not a lot of my book got read. The highlights were a lazy afternoon down at the beach, where most of us got burnt in some way, and an evening of “Who wants to be a Millionarie” the DVD trivia game. It was all a bit short, and we were only really hitting our relaxed lazy mode this morning when we had to leave. Darn.

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We’re moving to a new townhouse!

I’ve heard that each generation of people seem to prefer a different style to the previous – you only have to watch Absolutely Fabulous to see it in action. But so many of these things are a reaction to what was experienced whilst held hostage by that older generation as a child. Mum made the week’s sandwiches for us kids on a Sunday evening on white bread, which she froze until they were needed. To this day I will not eat white bread, or buy day old bread as a consequence of this. With music, my folks and I were a long way apart, and when I bought that white HR Holden panel van with the mirror on the ceiling in the rear, it was not exactly a family-approved decision.

 A month back when re-levelling the floor at Bagshot, and today as I repaired wall cracks and stared at mouldy cornice from a leaking roof, it hit me that mum and dad were always brick-veneer people. AND I BOUGHT THE WEATHERBOARD. Kim said in frustration the other day – can you imagine what it would be like to not have to fix your house(s) nearly every weekend? My immediate reply was that all houses need regular fixing. But then I thought. If I bought a new townhouse and moved every 10 years, I could do lots of undetermined things in my spare time. And then I relaxed – I would just waste all the extra time surfing the net and watching crap TV. Perhaps it’s better to be too busy than too idle. Oh well – back to my painting tommorrow I suppose.

The vacant bedroom

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Temporary cramped digs

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Bye to the rash

About 6 weeks ago, Kim contracted a viral thing called Pityriasis Rosea which gave her blotches all over. It came on after a week where she ran for the first time in decades and it got so bad she had to cancel her swimming lessons and resort to wearing long sleeve outfits in the middle of summer. She felt few side effects besides a mild itch but it seemed to grow and spread with each passing week. Suddenly, within the space of a few days everything is fading and on the decline. Hurrah for Kim -she’s had a rough trot and it looks to be finally over. Here’s a shot to document her (former) woe. kim-has-rash.jpg

That’s the end of swing dancing

Last night, Kim said bugger it – we’re not going swing dancing anymore. The way she really said it was “We don’t have to go dancing anymore if you really don’t want to”. Which is her way of saying she’s over it. For the past 3 weeks we’d been down to the unlikely venue of the Croxton Park Hotel, where (after ducking through a busy pokies gaming room) we’d enter a door and be in a large dancefloor area being hosted by a perky couple in their mid twenties. For 12 dollars each, we’d get a nametag sticker and join another dozen or so people of various ages to learn the trickiest steps you could imagine. The basic steps were fairly easy, but then they introduced lots of extras with the upper half of your body. It was like a secondary school dance all over again – I would get sweaty palms from not not knowing all the steps, and the thought of embarrassing myself with a stranger. I reckon it was as good for me as a bike ride because I would leave each session in a sweat, despite having exerted myself very little. Because it was 75% female and awkward for the girls to dance the male role, the second and third weeks we did a sort of a solo-jitterbug dance (Jitterbug Stroll) which was more fun, but still really hard! And as Kim pointed out – you could hardly just turn up to a party and dance it on your own. You would need supreme confidence to pull that one off – even if you had mastered cute moves like the “Shorty George”, the “Suzi-Q” and boogie-backs and tick-tocks. So, last night we walked the dogs, made Nachos and watched The Colony. I’m quietly relieved.

Lyrics to make you laugh

After spending most of my weekend doing paint touch-ups in the spare room and listening to ITunes, a lot of songs and lyrics are buzzing through me today. So many of the remembered bits are silly or irreverent. It’s amazing what people can get away with saying behind the disguise of music. Here are a couple: “We’re the Unicorns. We’re more than horses.” “Nice and sleazy, nice and sleazy, does it all the time” “She’s got 36-24-36 hips — that was the size of her tits” “Your bone’s got a little machine – you’re the bone machine.”